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Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

You can call me Napoleon, Boner, Rocket, Felix, That-Kid-Who-Keeps-Typing-In-Caps or whatever you want. I know how annoying my username is to type.

I'm a 15 year old lass (I don't blame you if you thought otherwise) who was born and raised in Miami Beach, Florida USA. I currently live in the Netherlands. That means that there's most likely a time difference of at least 6 hours between you and I.

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, wearing eye-raping rainbow colors on my clothing, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I have a huge fetish for German accents, awesome sideburns, stubble, AWESOME EYEBROWS, glasses, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, colors, messy hair, giant fucking headphones, loud noises, and HAVING CONVERSATIONS IN ALL CAPS YESSSSSS.

/SMOOCH :heart:



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET:

♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥


MY HAREM:

:iconartist-man::iconhayoubi::iconjuubi-no-ookami::iconmariofan323::iconmilesmagnificent::iconpyrothefox::iconrandomperson787::iconrutares::iconshwigityshwonshwei::icontorapu::iconzelda1000::iconzerostop:

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS:

"why is your dev icon so arousing to stare at?"
-~ShwigityShwonShwei

"napoleon. you are a chubby chaser."
-~ThePockyMonster (*hayoubi)

"LOL NAPOLEON I LOVE READING YOUR COMMENTS they are pumped full of adrenaline and make me happy"
-~ThePockyMonster (*hayoubi)

"Felix are you aware that you are Slash"
-~Artist-Man (regarding my Slash-themed MSN icons)

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Français.
:iconisaydanceplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Netherlands
  • Interests: German Accents, oh baby baby~
  • Favourite movie: Interstella 5555, The Pick of Destiny
  • Favourite band or musician: DAFT PUNK, Guns N' Roses, AC/DC
  • Favourite genre of music: As long as it sounds good.
  • Favourite style of art: OH GOD COLORS AND AWESOME THINGS YESPLZ
  • Operating System: Windows VISTA
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Gitaroo Man, Team Fortress 2, Patapon
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP, PS2
  • Personal Quote: "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-"
  • Tools of the Trade: PURE RAGE

MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 2:12 PM
  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band
NO GUYS I'M NOT SWITCHING ACCOUNTS I LOVE MAKING FUN OF HISTORICAL FIGURES TOO MUCH TO GIVE THIS USERNAME UP

But I AM moving.
Moving to the USA, to live with my dad in Miami, FL.
Yeah, blah blah parent's have been divorced for a few years now. Most of you guys might not know this yet, but I don't like sharing my boring sob story with other people.
I'm just self-consious like that. :I

I'll be flying out on Monday (July 13th), and I still have to pack everything and shit dklkjadjklakjl.
So you probably won't hear from me for a while (AS IF I WAS ACTIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE HONH HONH HONH /sob).

AND I KNOW it sounds kinda abrupt but this has already been planned for a few months now, I just didn't know how and when to let you guys know, not like it's a big deal or anything.

So I'll see you guys again in a few days aaaaaaa~

I'll try not to miss you guys too much.
:iconwarstarplz:

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~Lazy-Drummer132:iconLazy-Drummer132: 3 days 11 hours ago
Thanks for the fave on my GNR stamp, fellow GNR fan :D
[I don't know if you're a fanatic, I am :D]

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~Milesmagnificent:iconMilesmagnificent: Jun 28, 2009, 1:45:25 AM
HEY WOAH A HAREM CAN I JOIN?
or is it that I am not pretty enough?

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DESU NEEEEEEEE >:C
~NapoleonBonerhard:iconNapoleonBonerhard: Jun 28, 2009, 8:37:53 AM
YOU'RE TOO SEXY FOR MY HAREM
But if you REALLY want to stoop down to my level, then OF COURSE YOU CAN. :flirty:

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"Kan ik je zo terugbellen? Ik rij net een fietser aan."
~Milesmagnificent:iconMilesmagnificent: Jun 28, 2009, 7:12:50 PM
NOOOO YOU LIE

HOORAY I GET TO BE IN NAPS' HAREM so which stereotype character am I?

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DESU NEEEEEEEE >:C
~Discotrap:iconDiscotrap: Jun 27, 2009, 7:12:17 AM
thanks for the favorite. c: :heart:
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Jun 18, 2009, 1:19:18 AM
CRUISIN' DOWN THE STREET IN MY SIX-FO'

JOCKIN' THE BITCHES

SLAPPIN' THE HOES
~PamelaKaye:iconPamelaKaye: Jun 9, 2009, 3:14:13 PM
thank you again for your really nice comments :)
~NapoleonBonerhard:iconNapoleonBonerhard: Jun 7, 2009, 9:14:16 AM
IT'S THE GROUP OF WOMEN YOUR MOM IS A PART OF WHENEVER SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE'S GOING TO HER WEEKLY NEIGHBOURHOOD-WATCH MEETING

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"Kan ik je zo terugbellen? Ik rij net een fietser aan."
~mariofan323:iconmariofan323: Jun 7, 2009, 10:47:19 AM
YOUR LOGIC MAKES NO SENSE

MOMMY NEVER GOES TO THE NEIGDLGDGBORHOOD WATCH

unless she does that in my sleep

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~NapoleonBonerhard:iconNapoleonBonerhard: Jun 7, 2009, 1:23:45 PM
:iconomgfreddyplz:

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"Kan ik je zo terugbellen? Ik rij net een fietser aan."
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=L1lyn-0f:iconL1lyn-0f: Jun 5, 2009, 9:27:11 PM
Hello watching fellow 2FF members because I'm sick of feeling inactive and not part of the group. But I wonder why I wasn't watching you before anyway...

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Steam name: lilyn_of

Kar: Only you would want a dinosaur and a jar of piss on their head.
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