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NapoleonBonerhard
Paul McFartney
United States
WARNING: DUTCH KID

Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

I'm a 16 year old lass (wouldn't blame you if you thought otherwise hurr hurr) living in Miami Beach, Florida. WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, drawing eye-raping things, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I lust after most accents, sideburns, guitars, stubble, eyebrows, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, messy hair, moptops, hairy guys, and loud noises.

/SMOOCH :heart:



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET (in to particular order):


♥ Evgeni Viktorovich Plushenko (Евге́ний Ви́кторович Плю́щенко​) ♥
♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥
♥ Brendon Small ♥
♥ Paul McCartney ♥
♥ Ringo Starr ♥
♥ Yoko Ono ♥

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Franšais.

:iconexcitedhollandplz:

Current Residence: Miami, FL (FUCK THIS SHIT)
deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm too poor for shirts.
Print preference: Also too poor for prints.
Operating System: Mac OS X Snow Leopard
Personal Quote: "IT'S NOT RACIST IF IT'S TRUE."
Interests
  • Listening to: Tom Jones - Sex Bomb
SO GUYS I was considering Livestreaming my retarded drawing process sometime.

What do you guys think?

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:iconplucky9:
plucky9 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016
happy birthday!
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Pokeninjagirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! :cake:
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plucky9 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
happy birthday!
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plastercake Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your art is perfect wth
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Pokeninjagirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!  :cake:
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plucky9 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
happy birthday in 6 days!
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melodydaisy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU HAVENT USED THIS ACCOUNT IN 3 YEARS BUT I LOVE YOU............
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melodydaisy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DO U LIKE EGGS. DO U LIKE TO EAT EGGS DO U LIKE TO EAT OUT EGGS
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melodydaisy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EVEN WHEN U WERE A GROSS WEABOO WEIRDO MY AGE UR EYEBROWS WERE STILL FINE AS HELL
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melodydaisy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Pokeninjagirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday! :cake:
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IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just want to say I love your art...
And your username... :iconicameplz:
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kalamitee Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So, I'm not going to lie to you and say that I like your name...



I love your name.
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BlankBarcode Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
For the people who are wondering where my beloved sister has went, she has gotten a Tumblr. (WARNING: Not very suitable for people :iconheeplz:)

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TyrranaxH Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey~! I just wanted to say that you’re one of my many favourite Artists and that I have you featured on my page in my “Favourite” Artist Section under my ID ~ !

Please keep Up the Awesome Work~!
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Maniacalpomegranates Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
KAY SO Y U NO UPLOAD?
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BlankBarcode Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011
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Look at that ^
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Provass Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011
Awesome nickname
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BlankBarcode Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011
Oh my god Felix you are too awesome for words.
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Thecreepbehindyou Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Guess wot i found....
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