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Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

You can call me Napoleon, Boner, Rocket, Felix, That-Kid-Who-Keeps-Typing-In-Caps or whatever you want. I know how annoying my username is to type.

I'm a 15 year old lass (I don't blame you if you thought otherwise) who was born and raised in Miami Beach, Florida USA. I currently live in the Netherlands. That means that there's most likely a time difference of at least 6 hours between you and I.

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, wearing eye-raping rainbow colors on my clothing, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I have a huge fetish for German accents, awesome sideburns, stubble, AWESOME EYEBROWS, glasses, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, colors, messy hair, giant fucking headphones, loud noises, and HAVING CONVERSATIONS IN ALL CAPS YESSSSSS.

/SMOOCH :heart:



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET:

♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥


MY HAREM:

:iconartist-man::iconhayoubi::iconjuubi-no-ookami::iconmariofan323::iconmilesmagnificent::iconpyrothefox::iconrandomperson787::iconrutares::iconshwigityshwonshwei::icontorapu::iconzelda1000::iconzerostop:

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF NAPOLEONBONERHARD:

"why is your dev icon so arousing to stare at?"
-~ShwigityShwonShwei

"napoleon. you are a chubby chaser."
-~ThePockyMonster (~hayoubi)

"LOL NAPOLEON I LOVE READING YOUR COMMENTS they are pumped full of adrenaline and make me happy"
-~ThePockyMonster (~hayoubi)

"Felix are you aware that you are Slash"
-~Artist-Man (regarding my Slash-themed MSN icons)

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Français.
:iconisaydanceplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Miami FL
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm too poor for shirts.
  • Print preference: Also too poor for prints.
  • Interests: Tight leather pants, guitars, and cigarette smoke. Oh baby baby~
  • Favourite movie: Interstella 5555, The Pick of Destiny
  • Favourite band or musician: DAFT PUNK, Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Velvet Revolver, Dragonforce
  • Favourite genre of music: Sold my soul to Rock N' Roll
  • Favourite artist: Sam Mackenzie
  • Favourite style of art: Stylized, Colorful, and AWESOME. A little anarchy never hurts, either...
  • Operating System: Windows VISTA
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Gitaroo Man, Team Fortress 2, Patapon
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP, PS2, PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dethklok, Hellboy
  • Personal Quote: "WELL, FUCK."
  • Tools of the Trade: PURE RAGE, pencil/paper, oekaki, ArtRage (RAAAAAGE I'm not kidding you guys)

MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 1:12 PM
  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band
NO GUYS I'M NOT SWITCHING ACCOUNTS I LOVE MAKING FUN OF HISTORICAL FIGURES TOO MUCH TO GIVE THIS USERNAME UP

But I AM moving.
Moving to the USA, to live with my dad in Miami, FL.
Yeah, blah blah parent's have been divorced for a few years now. Most of you guys might not know this yet, but I don't like sharing my boring sob story with other people.
I'm just self-consious like that. :I

I'll be flying out on Monday (July 13th), and I still have to pack everything and shit dklkjadjklakjl.
So you probably won't hear from me for a while (AS IF I WAS ACTIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE HONH HONH HONH /sob).

AND I KNOW it sounds kinda abrupt but this has already been planned for a few months now, I just didn't know how and when to let you guys know, not like it's a big deal or anything.

So I'll see you guys again in a few days aaaaaaa~

I'll try not to miss you guys too much.
:iconwarstarplz:

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*zerostop Nov 2, 2009, 9:35:46 AM
waaaaaah i miss youuuuuu
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~NapoleonBonerhard Sep 11, 2009, 10:13:58 AM
Yeah, I think so. :I

I HATE THIS DOWN TIME I WISH I COULD BE ONLINE MORE SOBBBBBBBB

I MISS YOU GUYS

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Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook? :flirty:
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~Demonstarr13 Aug 12, 2009, 6:49:37 PM
Oh hey C:

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET A SKYPE. :>

Like, seriously. Because I love you. c:

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~mariofan323 Jul 28, 2009, 11:15:45 PM
asfasf OH BONERSMITH I NEED TO TALK TO YOU MORE

PLEASE FORGIVE THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SIN I HAVE COMMITED

:c

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*Goregoat Jul 22, 2009, 1:38:52 PM
I also like making inappropriate rape jokes, I have a German character with the thickest most horrible accent ever, messy hair and glasses, and his eyebrows are fucking crazy, and he is also a rapist.

Aside from that your art is balls off the wall crazy awesome and I am going to watch your face right now and for ever after.

Okay.

:heart:
:iconzelda1000:
*Zelda1000 Jul 16, 2009, 5:55:36 AM
Your web cam Fills me with Joy and....some other emotion that feels nice. :heart:

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~Lazy-Drummer132 Jul 11, 2009, 1:12:14 PM
Thanks for the fave on my GNR stamp, fellow GNR fan :D
[I don't know if you're a fanatic, I am :D]

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Duff McKagan's youngest fangirl, right here. [17]
The only reason that every original Guns N' Roses member is still alive, is god is also waiting for reunion tour.
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:iconmilesmagnificent:
*Milesmagnificent Jun 28, 2009, 12:45:25 AM
HEY WOAH A HAREM CAN I JOIN?
or is it that I am not pretty enough?

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Sometimes you've just got to let the power within you escape, in the form of JUSTICE.
:iconnapoleonbonerhard:
~NapoleonBonerhard Jun 28, 2009, 7:37:53 AM
YOU'RE TOO SEXY FOR MY HAREM
But if you REALLY want to stoop down to my level, then OF COURSE YOU CAN. :flirty:

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Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook? :flirty:
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*Milesmagnificent Jun 28, 2009, 6:12:50 PM
NOOOO YOU LIE

HOORAY I GET TO BE IN NAPS' HAREM so which stereotype character am I?

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~Discotrap Jun 27, 2009, 6:12:17 AM
thanks for the favorite. c: :heart:
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~Artist-Man Jun 18, 2009, 12:19:18 AM
CRUISIN' DOWN THE STREET IN MY SIX-FO'

JOCKIN' THE BITCHES

SLAPPIN' THE HOES
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~PamelaKaye Jun 9, 2009, 2:14:13 PM
thank you again for your really nice comments :)
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~NapoleonBonerhard Jun 7, 2009, 8:14:16 AM
IT'S THE GROUP OF WOMEN YOUR MOM IS A PART OF WHENEVER SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE'S GOING TO HER WEEKLY NEIGHBOURHOOD-WATCH MEETING

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Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook? :flirty:
:iconmariofan323:
~mariofan323 Jun 7, 2009, 9:47:19 AM
YOUR LOGIC MAKES NO SENSE

MOMMY NEVER GOES TO THE NEIGDLGDGBORHOOD WATCH

unless she does that in my sleep

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