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WARNING: DUTCH KID

Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

I'm a 16 year old lass (wouldn't blame you if you thought otherwise hurr hurr) living in Miami Beach, Florida. WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, drawing eye-raping things, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I lust after most accents, sideburns, guitars, stubble, eyebrows, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, messy hair, moptops, hairy guys, and loud noises.

/SMOOCH :heart:



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET (in to particular order):


♥ Evgeni Viktorovich Plushenko (Евге́ний Ви́кторович Плю́щенко​) ♥
♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥
♥ Brendon Small ♥
♥ Paul McCartney ♥
♥ Ringo Starr ♥
♥ Yoko Ono ♥

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Français.

:iconexcitedhollandplz:

Current Residence: Miami, FL (FUCK THIS SHIT)
deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm too poor for shirts.
Print preference: Also too poor for prints.
Operating System: Mac OS X Snow Leopard
Personal Quote: "IT'S NOT RACIST IF IT'S TRUE."

Favourite Movies
Interstella 5555, Yellow Submarine, The Pick of Destiny
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Beatles, Daft Punk, Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, Voicst
Favourite Games
Gitaroo Man, Team Fortress 2, Patapon, Katamari Damacy
Favourite Gaming Platform
PSP, PS2, PC/Mac
Other Interests
Godwin's law

LIVESTREAM...?

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SO GUYS I was considering Livestreaming my retarded drawing process sometime. What do you guys think?
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As some of you may or may not know, Evgeni Plushenko was recently banned from competing in any ISU events, which include the Grand Prix and- worst of all!- the 2014 Olympic Winter Games. Appalled at the lack of page for the aforementioned cause, I took it upon myself to make one. I still feel kind of ashamed about it hahahah If you have a FaceBook account and wish to see this fantastic man on the ice again, please join this page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Let-Evgeni-Plushenko-compete-in-the-2014-Sochi-Winter-Olympics/110554312344230?v=wall), and spread the love. We love you, Zhenya!
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10 RANDOM FACTS

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I wanted to update my journal for once in weeks and I couldn't think of anything else to put up. So here we are, some facts about me, in no particular order. > I'm Dutch/Irish/Italian/German. That might explain why I'm so loud and angry and drunk all the time. > The reason I like coloring the noses in my drawings in reddish/orange/pinkish shades is because I often suffered from stuffed noses as a kid, which would make my nose turn pink. > I've had a super-huge, super-secret crush on Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko for a little more than 4 years. I can't help it, he's adorable. Secret's out now ffffffff also I can't fucking stand it
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happy birthday!...hope you're ok.
happy birthday!
Happy birthday! :cake:
happy birthday!
Your art is perfect wth
Happy birthday!  :cake:
happy birthday in 6 days!